Cathy-on-a-Stick Gets Stuck at the Farm

This is the smokehouse left on the land--
200 overgrown acres--we needed a plan.

These are Texas Longhorns. They'll eat any old thing.
So we bought a few cows, and they'll get to chewing.

And thanks to these guys--the farmers, I guess,
Cathy-on-a-Stick got stuck in this mess.

Smokin' Hot

Wow. Time sure flies when you're having (writing) fun, huh? Or maybe it just flies when you forget to bring Cathy-on-a-Stick with you so your (sort of) loved ones can hold her while you take pictures.

But eventually you remember to bring her along. And then you have to resort to getting random folks to hold Cathy-on-a-Stick so a picture can be taken. Which explains why she's with Smoky the Bear.

To be perfectly honest, he seemed to be pretty sweet on her. (And why not? She's smokin' hot.)